billciphers:

Quick Film Noir-inspired poster for ATWQ1. 

billciphers:

Quick Film Noir-inspired poster for ATWQ1. 

lemonysnicketlibrary:

Join Lemony Snicket in this new interactive youtube mystery where you decide what happens next. Watch the trailer above and click here to begin choosing your own adventure!

lemonysnicketlibrary:

Dear Eyewitness,
If you are looking at this on purpose, welcome.  Crucial information regarding Lemony Snicket’s new book series, All The Wrong Questions, including the newest volume, “Shouldn’t You Be In School?”, can be found by following this secret tumblr.
This information is for authorized use only and should only be reblogged by those with internet access.
If you are reading this by accident, there is nothing to see here.  Move along. Perhaps you’ll find something of interest by clicking any of these links:
Barnes & Noble | Indiebound | iBooks

lemonysnicketlibrary:

Dear Eyewitness,

If you are looking at this on purpose, welcome.  Crucial information regarding Lemony Snicket’s new book series, All The Wrong Questions, including the newest volume, “Shouldn’t You Be In School?”, can be found by following this secret tumblr.

This information is for authorized use only and should only be reblogged by those with internet access.

If you are reading this by accident, there is nothing to see here.  Move along. Perhaps you’ll find something of interest by clicking any of these links:

Barnes & Noble | Indiebound | iBooks

(Source: twloha)

667darkavenue:

Why you should love Lemony Snicket (if you don’t already):

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You never love a book the way you love a book when you are ten. It is an honor to be in that sacred space in some children’s brains.

lemonysnicketing:

V.F.D. is a secret organisation dedicated to putting out both literal and metaphorical fires in the world. It is an initialism for Volunteer Fire Department, although it has come to mean many other things as well. Members are usually recruited when young and are abducted from their homes (with parental permission) as part of the initiation. One famous member is Lemony Snicket, whose whereabouts are currently unknown.

mercedeslamballe:

“I will love you if you have a child, and I will love you if you have two children, or three children, or even more, although I personally think three is plenty, and I will love you if you never marry at all, and never have children, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all, and I must say that on late, cold nights I prefer this scenario out of all the scenarios I have mentioned. That, Beatrice, is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.” 

(Source: sailremillardstothemoon)

Lemony Snicket Helps Kid In Little Free Library Dispute
practicallyblack:

marmarsplainingitall:geniusbillionaireplayboy:notafraidofruins:oscarstardis:stillmonkeys:





From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just f*cks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

omfg

My hero

“I have been Caucasian for nearly all of my life”

Damn Snicket. I didn’t know you was about that life. Ima need to look this up.

practicallyblack:

marmarsplainingitall:geniusbillionaireplayboy:notafraidofruins:oscarstardis:stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just f*cks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

omfg

My hero

“I have been Caucasian for nearly all of my life”

Damn Snicket. I didn’t know you was about that life. Ima need to look this up.

I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. Then this is my life and maybe, however unlikely, I’ll find my way back there. Or maybe, one day, I’ll settle for second best. And on that same day, hell will freeze over, the sun will burn out and the stars will fall from the sky.
lemonysnicketlibrary:

“Do the scary thing first, and get scared later.”
–Lemony Snicket, "When Did You See Her Last?"

lemonysnicketlibrary:

“Do the scary thing first, and get scared later.”

–Lemony Snicket"When Did You See Her Last?"