From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.
if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just f*cks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing
“I have been Caucasian for nearly all of my life”
Damn Snicket. I didn’t know you was about that life. Ima need to look this up.
“Where are we going, Snicket?” Pip asked me.
“To the lighthouse,” I said, which reminded me of a book I’d been meaning to read.”
— Lemony Snicket’s When Did You See Her Last?, Chapter 3
"If you like stories about strange happenings, allow me to recommend a book about a girl named Amanda, who is either a witch or stepsister or both."
— Lemony Snicket’s When Did You See Her Last?, p.79
I would have told them about a book I was thinking about on the drive. It was a book about a girl named Kit who acquires a reputation for witchcraft. It gets her into a lot of trouble, but she does manage to find someone she can trust. His name is Nathaniel, and he names a ship after her. The ship is called The Witch, but I couldn’t remember the name of the author. I also didn’t want to think about who liked this book more than I did, someone whose was also Kit.
— Lemony Snicket’s When Did You See Her Last?, p.209
Lemony Snicket was born before you were, and is likely to die before you as well.
A couple of book covers for my Illustration Studio.
This set is Lemony Snicket’s Series of Unfortunate Events