Quick Film Noir-inspired poster for ATWQ1.
If you are looking at this on purpose, welcome. Crucial information regarding Lemony Snicket’s new book series, All The Wrong Questions, including the newest volume, “Shouldn’t You Be In School?”, can be found by following this secret tumblr.
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V.F.D. is a secret organisation dedicated to putting out both literal and metaphorical fires in the world. It is an initialism for Volunteer Fire Department, although it has come to mean many other things as well. Members are usually recruited when young and are abducted from their homes (with parental permission) as part of the initiation. One famous member is Lemony Snicket, whose whereabouts are currently unknown.
“I will love you if you have a child, and I will love you if you have two children, or three children, or even more, although I personally think three is plenty, and I will love you if you never marry at all, and never have children, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all, and I must say that on late, cold nights I prefer this scenario out of all the scenarios I have mentioned. That, Beatrice, is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.”
A Kansas boy battling through a series of unfortunate events over his front-yard library is getting some support from author Daniel Handler. Last month, 9-year-old Spencer Collins erected a “take a book, leave a book” structure as a Mo…
From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.
if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just f*cks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing
“I have been Caucasian for nearly all of my life”
Damn Snicket. I didn’t know you was about that life. Ima need to look this up.