anarchyxxcrayons:

WORSE THINGS YOU COULD DO TO THAT GIRL:
Beheading
Defenestration
Identity Theft
Stealing five dollars
Killing her 
Hitting the first girl with the second girl

Even worse things:
Beheading her for unlocking your secret chamber of your other dead wives
Defenstration in a really tall building that’s right next to a shallow river filled with pointy rocks
Stealing her identity—not only stealing her credit cards—but actually remodeling your face and body to resemble her and then stealing her family and convincing them that she is doing exactly what you just did
Stealing six dollars
Killing her by doing bath salts and then eating off her face
well I can’t really top that one so.

anarchyxxcrayons:

WORSE THINGS YOU COULD DO TO THAT GIRL:

  • Beheading
  • Defenestration
  • Identity Theft
  • Stealing five dollars
  • Killing her 
  • Hitting the first girl with the second girl

Even worse things:

  • Beheading her for unlocking your secret chamber of your other dead wives
  • Defenstration in a really tall building that’s right next to a shallow river filled with pointy rocks
  • Stealing her identity—not only stealing her credit cards—but actually remodeling your face and body to resemble her and then stealing her family and convincing them that she is doing exactly what you just did
  • Stealing six dollars
  • Killing her by doing bath salts and then eating off her face
  • well I can’t really top that one so.

(Source: y0uinspiredme)

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